The Motion of the Ocean: Deep Shock (2003)
Matty gets to grips with Phillip J. Roth’s CliffsNotes version of The Abyss and finds much to savour. … Read More The Motion of the Ocean: Deep Shock (2003)
Dead On Arrival: Diggin’ Up Business (1990)
Speaking of shovel-swinging action, Dave does some digging of his own on the fascinating career of businessman Tom Pardew, and calls in the ‘co-director’ of this dud comedy, Mark Byers, for help.… Read More Dead On Arrival: Diggin’ Up Business (1990)
Out For Blood (1992): Revenge is a Kick Best Served Brutally
Matty is a big fan of this vicious, PM-backed Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson vehicle. … Read More Out For Blood (1992): Revenge is a Kick Best Served Brutally
Two Shades Of Blue (1999), One Shade Of Black
Dave sits down with scripter Ted Williams to learn about how a stopgap phone op job led to his first produced screenplay.… Read More Two Shades Of Blue (1999), One Shade Of Black
Carry On Doctor: Robin Cook’s Terminal (1996)
Matty checks out a solid made-for-TV medical thriller with a waggish bedside manner. … Read More Carry On Doctor: Robin Cook’s Terminal (1996)
My Grandpa is a Vampire (1992): Kiwi Fruit(bat)
Dave checks out the time The Munsters’ Al Lewis took a break from the role he was best known for and went to New Zealand to play, erm, an elderly vampire living in suburbia. … Read More My Grandpa is a Vampire (1992): Kiwi Fruit(bat)
Savage (1996): Curiouser and Curiouser
A kooky film from a kooky filmmaker — Matty takes a look… … Read More Savage (1996): Curiouser and Curiouser
Dead Girls Don’t Tango (1992): A Dance to Forget
A weary Dave is left sighing at a strange footnote in the already peculiar partnership of director John Carr and writer Philip Yordan.… Read More Dead Girls Don’t Tango (1992): A Dance to Forget
BBW: Band, Boobs & Wynorski — Famous T&A 2 (2022) and Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl (2022) Reviewed!
Matty sticks Full Moon’s latest offerings under the microscope. … Read More BBW: Band, Boobs & Wynorski — Famous T&A 2 (2022) and Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl (2022) Reviewed!
The Schlock Pit 