Frozen Assets (1992): Firing Blanks
Siskel and Ebert called this comedy “the worst film ever made” – but Dave finds some genuine humour among the toe-curling cringe. … Read More Frozen Assets (1992): Firing Blanks
Tag: Schlock & Awe
No Contest II (1996): No Dice, Sad Face
It’s a struggle for sure, but Matty reckons there are a few points of note in this otherwise dud sequel. … Read More No Contest II (1996): No Dice, Sad Face
Project Metalbeast (1995): Fur & Steel
A cyborg werewolf?! Matty probes a quality sci-shocker as cool as it sounds. … Read More Project Metalbeast (1995): Fur & Steel
Wild Cactus (1993): Desert Heat
Matty profiles erotic thriller auteur Jag Mundhra’s provocative masterpiece. … Read More Wild Cactus (1993): Desert Heat
Roddy Comes Out to Play: Jungleground (1995)
Matty takes a look at a sturdy Canadian action caper starring The Rowdy One. … Read More Roddy Comes Out to Play: Jungleground (1995)
TV Casualty: Night Visions (1990)
Matty endures a weak small screen project from horror master Wes Craven. … Read More TV Casualty: Night Visions (1990)
Final Voyage (1999): Shipshape
Wynorski! Ice-T! Christian! Phoenician! Matty floats along on a real B-movie pleasure cruise. … Read More Final Voyage (1999): Shipshape
No Contest (1995): Only Shannon Tweed Can Drive Someone That Crazy
Matty hunkers down with a solid Die Hard riff that’s anchored by an awesome premise.… Read More No Contest (1995): Only Shannon Tweed Can Drive Someone That Crazy
False Idol: L.A. Goddess (1993)
Jag Mundhra’s dreadful sex-com will leave you screaming for salvation, says Matty. … Read More False Idol: L.A. Goddess (1993)
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