Dear Fanny (1985): Ecstasy Aunt
Dave gets kinky with a Gary Graver porno that celebrates the secret deviant in all of us. … Read More Dear Fanny (1985): Ecstasy Aunt
Author: Dave Wain
Oriental Rewrite: Merchant of Evil (1993)
Two pieces of cloth and you can still see the joins… Dave checks out a disparate action-thriller. … Read More Oriental Rewrite: Merchant of Evil (1993)
Rainbow (1995): A Pot of Lead
Ambition, good intentions and Freddie Francis does not necessarily equate success as Dave discovers with Bob Hoskins’ dud family flick.… Read More Rainbow (1995): A Pot of Lead
Shame Man: Seduced By Evil (1994)
Dave struggles to come to terms with Suzanne Somers being hexed by an olive-skinned warlock. … Read More Shame Man: Seduced By Evil (1994)
Mini Mayhem — Little Devils: The Birth (1993)
Director George Pavlou and scripter Elliott Stein tell Dave the gory story of their horror flick’s troubled making.… Read More Mini Mayhem — Little Devils: The Birth (1993)
What a (Familiar) Feeling: Sunset Strip (1993)
Dave shakes his booty towards PM Entertainment’s spin on Flashdance, and finds Jeff Conaway in fine form and rude health.… Read More What a (Familiar) Feeling: Sunset Strip (1993)
The Devil’s Child (1997): Satan’s Little Helper
Just in time for its twenty-fifth anniversary, Dave dusts off a watchable little shocker penned by a scripter with an interesting history. … Read More The Devil’s Child (1997): Satan’s Little Helper
Short Circuited: Golddigger (1993)
With a history that includes Martin Scorsese, Middle Eastern conflict, fake Renoirs, and the FBI, Dave pieces together the story of a truly terrible kids’ film…… Read More Short Circuited: Golddigger (1993)
Bride of Chuck: Affairs Of The Heart (1992)
Dave settles down with a late night Cinemax staple and discovers that the ghost of a cult filmmaker looms over its creation.… Read More Bride of Chuck: Affairs Of The Heart (1992)
The Schlock Pit 