Final Voyage (1999): Shipshape
Wynorski! Ice-T! Christian! Phoenician! Matty floats along on a real B-movie pleasure cruise. … Read More Final Voyage (1999): Shipshape
Parasite (1982): All in Yer Face and Stuff
Matty dissects Charles Band’s 3D monster movie. It stars Demi Moore, don’t cha know. … Read More Parasite (1982): All in Yer Face and Stuff
No Contest (1995): Only Shannon Tweed Can Drive Someone That Crazy
Matty hunkers down with a solid Die Hard riff that’s anchored by an awesome premise.… Read More No Contest (1995): Only Shannon Tweed Can Drive Someone That Crazy
Ted Bundy (2002): Stop It You’re Killing Me
Matty looks back at Matthew Bright’s darkly comedic serial killer biopic.… Read More Ted Bundy (2002): Stop It You’re Killing Me
False Idol: L.A. Goddess (1993)
Jag Mundhra’s dreadful sex-com will leave you screaming for salvation, says Matty. … Read More False Idol: L.A. Goddess (1993)
Downtime (1997): Shafted
Dave takes the elevator up to the twenty-second floor of a Liverpool tower block for a ‘Ken Loach meets Die Hard’ combo.… Read More Downtime (1997): Shafted
Restraining Order (1999): At a Distance of One Incredible Mullet
Matty has a ball with a lively romp from Phoenician Entertainment. … Read More Restraining Order (1999): At a Distance of One Incredible Mullet
Trimming the Fat: Round Numbers (1992)
A ‘howlingly funny fat farm farce’ isn’t many people’s idea of a good time – but beneath the weight-shaming facade of Nancy Zala’s film is something quite wholesome, as Dave discovers.… Read More Trimming the Fat: Round Numbers (1992)
Demonic Toys (1992): Playtime!
Matty waxes lyrical about a Full Moon favourite. … Read More Demonic Toys (1992): Playtime!
The Schlock Pit 